Welcome!
This site is 100% hand-woven from all-natural internet fibres by yours truly, Honey. Feel free to read my blog posts, browse my recipes, pet Salem the cat, or leave immediately.
This site is a passion-project, prone to rapid change, abandonment, sloppy edits and explosions. I do my best to keep it accessible and readable on all devices, but if you come across an issue feel free to reach out to me on my Neocities page and I'll fix it ASAP.
Key Facts
Name: Honey / HoneyOnToast
Age: 30
Occupation: Software Developer
Pronouns: He / Him
Location: Yorkshire 
Favourite Food: Parmo
Favourite Drink: Ice cold water
Actual Favourite Drink: Bahama Mama
Site Founded: 2023
Special traits:
- Forgets about laundry and has to wash it again
- Can talk to cats, but they do not listen
- Can literally, and I mean literally, think of nothing
- Cracking of bones has been known to deafen small children
Latest Blog Posts
2 August 2025
Raiding & A New Ride
31 July 2025
A Response to the Online Safety Act
Latest Site Updates
22 July 2025
Added a few more recipes. (Yakisoba, sunomono, orange cake)
5 July 2025
Added a couple of new recipes.