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Welcome!
I am Honey and you're in my pot. I don't mind, just wipe your shoes first please.
This site is 100% hand-woven from all-natural internet fibres by yours truly. Feel free to read my blog posts, look at my photos, browse my recipes, pet Salem the cat, or leave immediately.
This site is a passion-project, prone to rapid change, abandonment, sloppy edits and explosions. I do my best to keep it accessible and readable on all devices, but if you come across an issue feel free to reach out to me on my Neocities page and I'll fix it ASAP.
Key Facts
Name: Honey / HoneyOnToast
Age: 32
Occupation: Software Developer
Location: Yorkshire 
Favourite Food: Parmo
Favourite Drink: Ice cold water
Actual Favourite Drink: Bahama Mama
Site Founded: 2023
Special traits:
- Forgets about laundry and has to wash it again
- Can talk to cats, but they do not listen
- Can literally, and I mean literally, think of nothing
- Knows the secrets of the forest, but not willing to tell
Latest Blog Posts
15 October 2026
Switching to Bazzite
4 October 2026
Merry
Recent Updates
19 October 2026
A couple of new recipes, a couple of new photos.
16 October 2026
Fixed up the dark mode colour palette, which has been pretty gross for a long time.
22 August 2026
Added some photos from a short walk with the campsnap. I'm finding it an odd little camera,
I like its black & white photos most of all, but colour I struggle with.
Webrings
Wanna go somewhere else? It's okay, I'm not offended. I'm a member of these webrings: