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Welcome!
I am Honey and you're in my pot. I don't mind, just wipe your shoes first please.
This site is 100% hand-woven from all-natural internet fibres by yours truly. Feel free to read my blog posts, look at my photos, browse my recipes, pet Salem the cat, or leave immediately.
This site is a passion-project, prone to rapid change, abandonment, sloppy edits and explosions. I do my best to keep it accessible and readable on all devices, but if you come across an issue feel free to reach out to me on my Neocities page and I'll fix it ASAP.
Key Facts
Name: Honey / HoneyOnToast
Age: 31
Occupation: Software Developer
Location: Yorkshire 
Favourite Food: Parmo
Favourite Drink: Ice cold water
Actual Favourite Drink: Bahama Mama
Site Founded: 2023
Special traits:
- Forgets about laundry and has to wash it again
- Can talk to cats, but they do not listen
- Can literally, and I mean literally, think of nothing
- Cracking of bones has been known to deafen small children
Blog Posts
5 July 2026
Summer Update
11 April 2026
Random Update
Site Updates
5 July 2026
Reorganised the photography gallery into a single page.
11 April 2026
Just a small update. A few extra recipes.
Webrings
Wanna go somewhere else? It's okay, I'm not offended. I'm a member of these webrings: